do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
how drunk are you?
Several
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
