Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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