ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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