Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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