I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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