if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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