Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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