dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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