Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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