okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
