I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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