We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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