i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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