Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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