handjob tips. give me some.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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