doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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