So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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