she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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