When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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