high people should be assigned attendants
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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