For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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