when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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