Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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