It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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