Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I fill condoms, not promises.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Randomize
