she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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