chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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