it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My life is pants optional.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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