I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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