Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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