He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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