Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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