This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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