She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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