are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
