I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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