We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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