Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

i wish my penis had a tongue

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.

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Where's it at?

(706): View more from Georgia

In your pants.

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(315): View more from New York

I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"

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(601): View more from Mississippi

You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.

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(587): View more from Alberta

Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.

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(702): View more from Nevada

all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.

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