The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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