They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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