She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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