ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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