At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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