thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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