Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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