she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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