yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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