We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you still have your period?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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