He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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