Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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