i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
