we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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