How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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